60 seconds? That's nothing in the span of time.

Just a quick thought here ...

I understand that ABC -- fearful of an FCC fine -- is going to have a 60 second delay when comedian Chris Rock hosts the Academy Awards.

I bet Chris Rock can cuss for more than 60 seconds in a row. I know I can, and I'm just an amateur. All I have to do is stub my toe or bang my thumb with a hammer or have some lame brain on the highway cut in front of me with no turn signal and it's five minutes of blue expletives deleted out of my mouth. I have no children but my dogs head to parts unknown when this happens at home. The neighbors pray for me.