And if you think that's funny ...

Look, I've told you before, you've got to get an e-mail subscription to The Wall Street Journal's OpinionJournal "Best of the Web Today," edited by James Taranto with Carol Muller. They suffer for their art! This is the last time I'm telling you!!! Well, probably not, but read today's issue anyway if you want keen insight and a lot of good chuckles, including the best journalistic retraction/correction I've ever read:

Hmr Nds
Kyrgyzstan is not consonant-deprived, as we said in an item yesterday (since corrected). The word we should have used, of course, is disemvoweled.

Aw, it's gold, Jerry. Gold!!

[Note to elderly relatives: Don't worry. No naughty words in any of the other stuff ... but they do write in that issue about hermaphroditic transgendered amphibian-Americans.]